1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
3. …because your chicken is your child.
5. Chickens flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy chicken person.
9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your chicken is too painful.
10. You spend tons of money on chicken toys and enrichment's that either get destroyed or remain unused.
13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…