Lots 'A' Cluckin' Farm

"Heritage Bred"

14 Signs You Are A Crazy Chicken Person


1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your chickens…

3. …because your chicken is your child.

4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a chicken you MUST say hello to them.

5. Chickens flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy chicken person.

6. You are a hit with every chicken you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your chicken.
8. This is your ideal family dinner.

9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your chicken is too painful.

10. You spend tons of money on chicken toys and enrichment's that either get destroyed or remain unused.

11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your chickens.
12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future chickens.

13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…

14. …it doesn’t matter, because chickens know you’re great!